kissmekwik cards | Simon Spicer

I've eaten something that doesn't agree with me. No you haven't.

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Baby Boy

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BABY GIRL

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Balls!

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Complimentary biscuit

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From wonderful, gorgeous me to dull, boring old you

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Botox? Moi?

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Brian had never looked lovelier

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He's terribly butch isn't he?

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Nice caboose!

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To a cat fan

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Chillax! It's you Birthday

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Claude Depussy

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David wasn`t gay

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Happy Birthday Dear

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Never darken my Dior again

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I wonder what I`d get for my soul on ebay?

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EVILCAT

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Say that again about Lady Gaga!

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What am I wearing? Why, a couture gown by Givenchy of course.

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Je suis Glamour

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You`ve still got it! It`s a shame nobody wants it.

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Have a Gouda birthday!

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Hallou-mi !

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An honest birthday card.

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Note to self: Must not take tranquilisers

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Intoxication is neither amusing nor mannerly

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You look great for your age...

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It's a look

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Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most

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For a lovelier you

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Wonderful Fabulous Meeee!

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MEH

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No . You look more gay.

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When I want your opinion I'll give it to you.

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You remind me of a pepperpot. Thanks, I'll take that as a condiment.

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Poochini

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Be reem and don't be jel

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WOAH! Too much information!

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You don't have to be mad to work here. In fact it is frowned upon.

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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer

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Shirley's new boyfriend was outstanding in his field

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The Seal of Approval

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In these shoes?

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Just off to the shop..

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SOCKS

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So many men. So few who can afford me

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She was full of the joys of Spring... and Class A drugs

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Born stupid

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So I said to Mummy....

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The Teddy Bears' Picnic had got a bit out of hand

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Vincent Van Dogh

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There`s no VIP area? Then why am I here?

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WGCLOTHES

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Is it wine o'clock yet?

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Who made YOU Queen of the World?

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Happy Birthday to someone that`s full of charm

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Concorde!

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Oh look. Your husband's drowning

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Get out of my way. I`m fabulous!

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Incontinence Hotline. Can you hold please?

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Never let a drag queen do your make-up.

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Don`t treat me any differently than you would the queen

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Have a Doris Day!

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Poo Bum Willy

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Chaos! Panic! Disorder! My work here is done.

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Simon`s fancy London ways

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